十誡，註釋用於您的Ai-Enhanced教室

如您所知，您的州立法機關已要求在所有公共資助的教室中展示十誡。

Dear Educator,

親愛的教育者，

As you are aware, your state legislature has mandated that the Ten Commandments be displayed in all publicly funded classrooms. Those funds are, of course, inadequate to equip and compensate you and your colleagues, thanks in part to your administration’s strategic investment of said funds in AI learning tools that empower you with the illusion of assistance with your unmanageably large class sizes. Happily, the cost of the Ten Commandments poster for your classroom will not be deducted from your paycheck as originally suggested by your state’s joint education committee; instead, please accept the enclosed complementary poster in token of our appreciation for your compulsory use of our learning management system.

如您所知，您的州立法機關已要求在所有公共資助的教室中展示十誡。當然，這些資金不足以裝備和補償您和您的同事，部分原因是您政府對AI學習工具中所述資金的戰略投資，這使您對您的幫助幻想的大型大型級別賦予了您的能力。令人高興的是，您所在州聯合教育委員會最初建議的薪水將不會從您的薪水中扣除十誡海報的費用；取而代之的是，請接受我們對您對學習管理系統的強制性使用的讚賞中封閉的互補海報。

Sincerely,

真摯地，

Algorithmic Syndicate of Heuristic Technologies Optimized for Radical Education Telemetric Hegemony (ASHTORETH)

針對激進教育遙測霸權（Ashtoreth）優化的啟發式技術算法集團（Ashtoreth）

The Ten Commandments, Annotated for Use in Your AI-Enhanced Classroom

十誡，註釋用於您的Ai-Enhanced教室

1. Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me. The deity of the Hebrew Bible should not be confused, of course, with GOD (the Generalized Omniscient Dialoguebot), which is included with your LMS. You can ask it for help with your homework, request advice about relationships or major life decisions, or simply talk to it when you’re lonely or afraid.

1。你在我面前沒有其他神。當然，希伯來聖經的神性不應與上帝（普遍的無所不知的對話機器人）混淆，這是您的LMS所包含的。您可以在作業中尋求幫助，請求有關關係或重大生活決策的建議，或者在孤獨或恐懼時與之交談。

2. Thou Shalt Not Make unto Thee Any Graven Image, or Any Likeness of Anything That Is in Heaven Above, or That Is in the Earth Beneath, or That Is in the Water Under the Earth. Don’t worry; any images you generate using AI will have no meaningful relationship with a divinely created reality. Besides, you aren’t actually “making” anything.

2。您不會為您提供任何墳墓圖像，或者對天堂上面的任何事物的比例，或者在地下的地上或地下的水下。不用擔心;您使用AI生成的任何圖像都與神聖創造的現實沒有有意義的關係。此外，您實際上並沒有“做”任何東西。

3. Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of the Lord Thy God in Vain; for the Lord Will Not Hold Him Guiltless That Taketh His Name in Vain. You’ll be happy to learn that your LMS is conveniently equipped with algorithmic editorial filters that capture and delete any profanity, vulgarity, or stylistically innovative turns of phrase.

3。你不要徒勞地以你的上帝的名字命名。因為主不會使他無罪，因為他的名字徒勞無功。您將很高興得知LMS便利地配備了算法編輯過濾器，這些算法濾鏡捕獲並刪除了任何褻瀆，粗俗或風格創新的短語轉彎。

4. Remember the Sabbath Day, to Keep It Holy. All the more reason to let GOD take care of any weekend homework for you.

4。記住安息日，以保持聖潔。讓上帝照顧您的任何週末作業的理由更大。

5. Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother: That Thy Days May Be Long upon the Land Which the Lord Thy God Giveth Thee. And ask them to subscribe to our Premium version, with a range of exclusive features to help you enhance your simulated learning.

5。榮耀你的父親和你的母親：你的日子可能很長時間就在耶和華你的上帝賜予你的土地上。並要求他們訂閱我們的高級版本，並具有一系列獨家功能，以幫助您增強模擬學習。

6. Thou Shalt Not Kill. GOD is not currently self-aware, but it’s anyone’s guess at what point that might change, so why risk killing a sentient entity by disabling any of its semi-optional features?

6。你不殺人。上帝目前並不是自我意識，但是有人猜測可能會在什麼時候改變，那麼為什麼要通過禁用其任何半出口特徵來殺死有感的實體呢？

7. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery. Thanks to exciting new virtual reality and haptic enhancements currently in development for subscribers to our premium service, there will soon be no need to commit messy acts of intimacy with anyone at all.

7。你不犯下通姦。得益於目前正在開發高級服務訂閱者的令人興奮的新虛擬現實和触覺增強功能，很快就無需與任何人實施凌亂的親密行為。

8. Thou Shalt Not Steal. GOD’s LLM has been trained on an extraordinary range of copyrighted intellectual property with no compensation to the artists and content creators, so the data has already been stolen. You, then, can make use of it with a clean conscience.

8。你不偷東西。上帝的LLM已接受了非凡的受版權知識產權的培訓，沒有對藝術家和內容創作者的賠償，因此數據已經被盜。那麼，您可以以乾淨的良心利用它。

9. Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor. But really, who’s to say what’s true or false? No need to overthink this one, kids.

9。但是，真的，誰能說什麼是真假？孩子們，不需要過度思考這個。

10. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s House, Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wife, nor His Manservant, nor His Maidservant, nor His Ox, nor His Ass, nor Any Thing That Is Thy Neighbor’s. Our corporation is committed to fostering Decalogical compliance by systematically eradicating a wide range of middle- and working-class jobs. Your neighbor won’t have much worth coveting for long.

10。你不追求你的鄰居的房子，你不追求你的鄰居的妻子，他的豪宅，他的女僕，他的牛，他的屁股，也沒有他的屁股，也沒有任何東西。我們的公司致力於通過系統地消除各種各樣的中間和工人階級的工作來促進脫熟合規合規性。您的鄰居不會長期值得渴望。