十诫，注释用于您的Ai-Enhanced教室

如您所知，您的州立法机关已要求在所有公共资助的教室中展示十诫。

Dear Educator,

亲爱的教育者，

As you are aware, your state legislature has mandated that the Ten Commandments be displayed in all publicly funded classrooms. Those funds are, of course, inadequate to equip and compensate you and your colleagues, thanks in part to your administration’s strategic investment of said funds in AI learning tools that empower you with the illusion of assistance with your unmanageably large class sizes. Happily, the cost of the Ten Commandments poster for your classroom will not be deducted from your paycheck as originally suggested by your state’s joint education committee; instead, please accept the enclosed complementary poster in token of our appreciation for your compulsory use of our learning management system.

如您所知，您的州立法机关已要求在所有公共资助的教室中展示十诫。当然，这些资金不足以装备和补偿您和您的同事，部分原因是您政府对AI学习工具中所述资金的战略投资，这使您对您的帮助幻想的大型大型级别赋予了您的能力。令人高兴的是，您所在州联合教育委员会最初建议的薪水将不会从您的薪水中扣除十诫海报的费用；取而代之的是，请接受我们对您对学习管理系统的强制性使用的赞赏中封闭的互补海报。

Sincerely,

真挚地，

Algorithmic Syndicate of Heuristic Technologies Optimized for Radical Education Telemetric Hegemony (ASHTORETH)

针对激进教育遥测霸权（Ashtoreth）优化的启发式技术算法集团（Ashtoreth）

The Ten Commandments, Annotated for Use in Your AI-Enhanced Classroom

十诫，注释用于您的Ai-Enhanced教室

1. Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me. The deity of the Hebrew Bible should not be confused, of course, with GOD (the Generalized Omniscient Dialoguebot), which is included with your LMS. You can ask it for help with your homework, request advice about relationships or major life decisions, or simply talk to it when you’re lonely or afraid.

1。你在我面前没有其他神。当然，希伯来圣经的神性不应与上帝（普遍的无所不知的对话机器人）混淆，这是您的LMS所包含的。您可以在作业中寻求帮助，请求有关关系或重大生活决策的建议，或者在孤独或恐惧时与之交谈。

2. Thou Shalt Not Make unto Thee Any Graven Image, or Any Likeness of Anything That Is in Heaven Above, or That Is in the Earth Beneath, or That Is in the Water Under the Earth. Don’t worry; any images you generate using AI will have no meaningful relationship with a divinely created reality. Besides, you aren’t actually “making” anything.

2。您不会为您提供任何坟墓图像，或者对天堂上面的任何事物的比例，或者在地下的地上或地下的水下。不用担心;您使用AI生成的任何图像都与神圣创造的现实没有有意义的关系。此外，您实际上并没有“做”任何东西。

3. Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of the Lord Thy God in Vain; for the Lord Will Not Hold Him Guiltless That Taketh His Name in Vain. You’ll be happy to learn that your LMS is conveniently equipped with algorithmic editorial filters that capture and delete any profanity, vulgarity, or stylistically innovative turns of phrase.

3。你不要徒劳地以你的上帝的名字命名。因为主不会使他无罪，因为他的名字徒劳无功。您将很高兴得知LMS便利地配备了算法编辑过滤器，这些算法滤镜捕获并删除了任何亵渎，粗俗或风格创新的短语转弯。

4. Remember the Sabbath Day, to Keep It Holy. All the more reason to let GOD take care of any weekend homework for you.

4。记住安息日，以保持圣洁。让上帝照顾您的任何周末作业的理由更大。

5. Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother: That Thy Days May Be Long upon the Land Which the Lord Thy God Giveth Thee. And ask them to subscribe to our Premium version, with a range of exclusive features to help you enhance your simulated learning.

5。荣耀你的父亲和你的母亲：你的日子可能很长时间就在耶和华你的上帝赐予你的土地上。并要求他们订阅我们的高级版本，并具有一系列独家功能，以帮助您增强模拟学习。

6. Thou Shalt Not Kill. GOD is not currently self-aware, but it’s anyone’s guess at what point that might change, so why risk killing a sentient entity by disabling any of its semi-optional features?

6。你不杀人。上帝目前并不是自我意识，但是有人猜测可能会在什么时候改变，那么为什么要通过禁用其任何半出口特征来杀死有感的实体呢？

7. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery. Thanks to exciting new virtual reality and haptic enhancements currently in development for subscribers to our premium service, there will soon be no need to commit messy acts of intimacy with anyone at all.

7。你不犯下通奸。得益于目前正在开发高级服务订阅者的令人兴奋的新虚拟现实和触觉增强功能，很快就无需与任何人实施凌乱的亲密行为。

8. Thou Shalt Not Steal. GOD’s LLM has been trained on an extraordinary range of copyrighted intellectual property with no compensation to the artists and content creators, so the data has already been stolen. You, then, can make use of it with a clean conscience.

8。你不偷东西。上帝的LLM已接受了非凡的受版权知识产权的培训，没有对艺术家和内容创作者的赔偿，因此数据已经被盗。那么，您可以以干净的良心利用它。

9. Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor. But really, who’s to say what’s true or false? No need to overthink this one, kids.

9。但是，真的，谁能说什么是真假？孩子们，不需要过度思考这个。

10. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s House, Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wife, nor His Manservant, nor His Maidservant, nor His Ox, nor His Ass, nor Any Thing That Is Thy Neighbor’s. Our corporation is committed to fostering Decalogical compliance by systematically eradicating a wide range of middle- and working-class jobs. Your neighbor won’t have much worth coveting for long.

10。你不追求你的邻居的房子，你不追求你的邻居的妻子，他的豪宅，他的女仆，他的牛，他的屁股，也没有他的屁股，也没有任何东西。我们的公司致力于通过系统地消除各种各样的中间和工人阶级的工作来促进脱熟合规合规性。您的邻居不会长期值得渴望。