教皇鮑勃：白煙的浪費，我們有一個新的教皇！

這就是特朗普經濟的運作方式：假設您經營跨境運輸物流公司Freight Technologies，Inc。 。

TGIF, a news summary from a very unreliable narrator.

TGIF，一個非常不可靠的敘述者的新聞摘要。

→ After a billow of white smoke and an awkward silence, we finally have a new pope! And he is an American!

→在一陣白煙和尷尬的沉默之後，我們終於有了新的教皇！他是美國人！

The cardinals have chosen Robert Prevost, bishop of Arequipa, Peru, to become pope, taking the name Leo XIV. Prevost was born in Chicago, making him the first American pope in history.

紅衣主教選擇了秘魯阿雷基帕（Arequipa）主教羅伯特·普雷斯特（Robert Prevost）成為教皇，以獅子座XIV的名字為教皇。 Prevost出生於芝加哥，使他成為歷史上第一個美國教皇。

His selection was met with surprise by many, who expected one of the younger cardinals to be elected. It is also unusual for the papacy to pass to a bishop from a nation outside of Europe. However, with the increasing tariffs on European goods, perhaps the cardinals chose an American to avoid any issues with the Trump administration.

許多人感到驚訝，他們期望其中一位年輕的紅衣主教當選。羅馬教皇將來自歐洲以外一個國家的主教傳遞給主教也很不尋常。但是，隨著對歐洲商品的關稅越來越大，也許紅衣主教選擇了美國人以避免特朗普政府的任何問題。

Prevost is known to be close to Pope Francis and seems likely to carry forth many of his philosophies and efforts, though it’s too soon to tell.

眾所周知，Prevost靠近弗朗西斯教皇，似乎可能會進行許多他的哲學和努力，儘管還為時過早。

His Twitter/X feed features church news updates, and also a scattering of political statements over the years in support of anti-racist activism and immigration. Also, this:

他的Twitter/X飼料具有教會新聞的更新，並且多年來散佈政治言論，以支持反種族主義的行動主義和移民。另外，這個：

I feel like if you’re about to become pope and you have recently negged one particular Catholic, just delete it. Like, if the voice of G-d on Earth posted specifically, “Nellie Bowles is wrong,” I would struggle with that. Many, many people post that. But not specifically the voice of G-d. Or, not yet.

我覺得，如果您要成為教皇並且您最近已經成為一個特定的天主教徒，那就刪除它。就像，如果地球上GD的聲音專門發布，“內莉·鮑爾斯是錯誤的”，我會為此而掙扎。很多人發布了這一點。但不是特別是GD的聲音。或者，還沒有。

Jokes aside: Congratulations to the world’s 1.4 billion Catholics. TGIF will follow along for any new pope antics, but I promise it’s not blasphemy, it’s just fun.

笑話：祝賀世界14億天主教徒。 TGIF將繼續進行任何新的教皇滑稽動作，但我保證這不是褻瀆神靈，這很有趣。

→ This is how the Trump economy works: Let’s say you run Freight Technologies, Inc., a cross-border shipping logistics company. Heavy new tariffs seem like a risk to your business, right? Maybe not! All it takes is this one weird trick:

→這就是特朗普經濟的運作方式：假設您經營跨境運輸物流公司Freight Technologies，Inc。 。重型新關稅似乎是您的業務風險，對嗎？也許不是！只需要一個奇怪的技巧：

Image: A still from the 1987 film "Planes, Trains & Automobiles."

圖片：1987年電影“飛機，火車和汽車”的靜物。

Heavy new tariffs on goods coming into the U.S. are a huge problem for businesses like Freight Technologies, Inc., which provides cross-border shipping logistics in North America. But recently, the company announced that it's diversifying its crypto treasury with the addition of Official Trump tokens.

對於諸如Freight Technologies，Inc。之類的企業，對進入美國的商品的重大關稅是一個巨大的問題，該公司在北美提供跨境運輸物流。但是最近，該公司宣布，通過增加官方的特朗普代幣，它將其加密貨幣多樣化。

"We are huge fans of the Trump tokens and believe that they are an excellent way to diversify our crypto treasury, and also an effective way to advocate for fair, balanced, and free trade between Mexico and the U.S.," said the company's chief executive officer.

該公司首席執行官的首席執行官說：“我們是特朗普代幣的忠實擁護者，並認為它們是使我們的加密貨幣多樣化的絕佳方式，也是倡導墨西哥與美國之間公平，平衡和自由貿易的有效方法。”

Those Trump tokens are a scam “currency” that people are buying to try to get the administration to listen to them.

那些特朗普令牌是人們正在購買的騙局“貨幣”，以便讓政府傾聽他們的聲音。

If you want to keep doing business in Indonesia, buy some $TRUMP first, you globalist piggy. Pulled over for speeding? Go to CoinBase.com, get yourself a $TRUMP card, and we’ll see about the points on your license. Skip the IRS bill, and instead pay taxes directly in $TRUMP. It’s that easy!

如果您想繼續在印度尼西亞開展業務，請首先購買一些特朗普，您是全球性小豬。拉過速度？請訪問Coinbase.com，為自己買一張$ Trump卡，我們將看到您的許可證上的積分。跳過IRS法案，而是直接在特朗普中繳納稅款。很容易！

There was a song popular in my youth called “Gangsta’s Paradise,” and it’s been stuck in my head for weeks. Soon our only currency will be baseball cards with Eric and Don Jr.’s faces on them, and I’ll be the poor sucker with nothing but Tiffany’s.

在我的青年時代，有一首流行的歌曲《黑幫的天堂》，它一直呆在我的腦海中。很快，我們唯一的貨幣將是埃里克（Eric）和小唐（Don Jr.