教皇鲍勃：白烟的浪费，我们有一个新的教皇！

这就是特朗普经济的运作方式：假设您经营跨境运输物流公司Freight Technologies，Inc。。

TGIF, a news summary from a very unreliable narrator.

TGIF，一个非常不可靠的叙述者的新闻摘要。

→ After a billow of white smoke and an awkward silence, we finally have a new pope! And he is an American!

→在一阵白烟和尴尬的沉默之后，我们终于有了新的教皇！他是美国人！

The cardinals have chosen Robert Prevost, bishop of Arequipa, Peru, to become pope, taking the name Leo XIV. Prevost was born in Chicago, making him the first American pope in history.

红衣主教选择了秘鲁阿雷基帕（Arequipa）主教罗伯特·普雷斯特（Robert Prevost）成为教皇，以狮子座XIV的名字为教皇。 Prevost出生于芝加哥，使他成为历史上第一个美国教皇。

His selection was met with surprise by many, who expected one of the younger cardinals to be elected. It is also unusual for the papacy to pass to a bishop from a nation outside of Europe. However, with the increasing tariffs on European goods, perhaps the cardinals chose an American to avoid any issues with the Trump administration.

许多人感到惊讶，他们期望其中一位年轻的红衣主教当选。罗马教皇将来自欧洲以外一个国家的主教传递给主教也很不寻常。但是，随着对欧洲商品的关税越来越大，也许红衣主教选择了美国人以避免特朗普政府的任何问题。

Prevost is known to be close to Pope Francis and seems likely to carry forth many of his philosophies and efforts, though it’s too soon to tell.

众所周知，Prevost靠近弗朗西斯教皇，似乎可能会进行许多他的哲学和努力，尽管还为时过早。

His Twitter/X feed features church news updates, and also a scattering of political statements over the years in support of anti-racist activism and immigration. Also, this:

他的Twitter/X饲料具有教会新闻的更新，并且多年来散布政治言论，以支持反种族主义的行动主义和移民。另外，这个：

I feel like if you’re about to become pope and you have recently negged one particular Catholic, just delete it. Like, if the voice of G-d on Earth posted specifically, “Nellie Bowles is wrong,” I would struggle with that. Many, many people post that. But not specifically the voice of G-d. Or, not yet.

我觉得，如果您要成为教皇并且您最近已经成为一个特定的天主教徒，那就删除它。就像，如果地球上GD的声音专门发布，“内莉·鲍尔斯是错误的”，我会为此而挣扎。很多人发布了这一点。但不是特别是GD的声音。或者，还没有。

Jokes aside: Congratulations to the world’s 1.4 billion Catholics. TGIF will follow along for any new pope antics, but I promise it’s not blasphemy, it’s just fun.

笑话：祝贺世界14亿天主教徒。 TGIF将继续进行任何新的教皇滑稽动作，但我保证这不是亵渎神灵，这很有趣。

→ This is how the Trump economy works: Let’s say you run Freight Technologies, Inc., a cross-border shipping logistics company. Heavy new tariffs seem like a risk to your business, right? Maybe not! All it takes is this one weird trick:

→这就是特朗普经济的运作方式：假设您经营跨境运输物流公司Freight Technologies，Inc。。重型新关税似乎是您的业务风险，对吗？也许不是！只需要一个奇怪的技巧：

Image: A still from the 1987 film "Planes, Trains & Automobiles."

图片：1987年电影“飞机，火车和汽车”的静物。

Heavy new tariffs on goods coming into the U.S. are a huge problem for businesses like Freight Technologies, Inc., which provides cross-border shipping logistics in North America. But recently, the company announced that it's diversifying its crypto treasury with the addition of Official Trump tokens.

对于诸如Freight Technologies，Inc。之类的企业，对进入美国的商品的重大关税是一个巨大的问题，该公司在北美提供跨境运输物流。但是最近，该公司宣布，通过增加官方的特朗普代币，它将其加密货币多样化。

"We are huge fans of the Trump tokens and believe that they are an excellent way to diversify our crypto treasury, and also an effective way to advocate for fair, balanced, and free trade between Mexico and the U.S.," said the company's chief executive officer.

该公司首席执行官的首席执行官说：“我们是特朗普代币的忠实拥护者，并认为它们是使我们的加密货币多样化的绝佳方式，也是倡导墨西哥与美国之间公平，平衡和自由贸易的有效方法。”

Those Trump tokens are a scam “currency” that people are buying to try to get the administration to listen to them.

那些特朗普令牌是人们正在购买的骗局“货币”，以便让政府倾听他们的声音。

If you want to keep doing business in Indonesia, buy some $TRUMP first, you globalist piggy. Pulled over for speeding? Go to CoinBase.com, get yourself a $TRUMP card, and we’ll see about the points on your license. Skip the IRS bill, and instead pay taxes directly in $TRUMP. It’s that easy!

如果您想继续在印度尼西亚开展业务，请首先购买一些特朗普，您是全球性小猪。拉过速度？请访问Coinbase.com，为自己买一张$ Trump卡，我们将看到您的许可证上的积分。跳过IRS法案，而是直接在特朗普中缴纳税款。很容易！

There was a song popular in my youth called “Gangsta’s Paradise,” and it’s been stuck in my head for weeks. Soon our only currency will be baseball cards with Eric and Don Jr.’s faces on them, and I’ll be the poor sucker with nothing but Tiffany’s.

在我的青年时代，有一首流行的歌曲《黑帮的天堂》，它一直呆在我的脑海中。很快，我们唯一的货币将是埃里克（Eric）和小唐（Don Jr.