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“我知道，不是真錢。”

"I feel like people are really going to enjoy this. I'm really proud of it. I put a lot of work into it, and I think it's funny," Nikki Glaser told the crowd at the beginning of her set.

尼克·格拉瑟（Nikki Glaser）在她的場景開始時告訴人群。

The set began with Glaser recounting how she recently went to a comedy show in Ventura, California, where she saw another comedian perform a bit about how her husband had lost a lot of money in the cryptocurrency market.

該場景始於格拉瑟（Glaser）講述了她最近在加利福尼亞州文圖拉（Ventura）的喜劇節目中如何看待她的丈夫如何在加密貨幣市場上損失了很多錢。

"It was a funny set, but I felt like I could do better," Glaser said. "So, I started working on my own bit about crypto, and I think I came up with something even funnier."

格拉瑟說：“這是一個有趣的場景，但我覺得自己可以做得更好。” “因此，我開始對加密貨幣進行自己的工作，我想我想出了一些更有趣的東西。”

Glaser's bit involved her impression of former professional football star Rob Gronkowski—best known for his time with the New England Patriots—and how Gronkowski would react to former teammate Tom Brady's recent crypto misfortunes.

格拉瑟（Glaser）的一點點涉及她對前職業足球明星羅布·格朗科夫斯基（Rob Gronkowski）的印象，羅布·格朗科夫斯基（Rob Gronkowski）（以與新英格蘭愛國者隊的時光聞名）以及格朗科夫斯基（Gronkowski）對前隊友湯姆·布雷迪（Tom Brady）最近的加密crpto不幸的反應。

"Everyone knows that Tom Brady got really into crypto, and he lost a lot of money when the market crashed," Glaser said. "But, of course, none of us are surprised by that, because Tom Brady is not exactly known for his keen sense of judgment when it comes to matters of finance. I mean, the man still wears a UMBRELLAt the age of 46 to keep his hair out of the sun. We know that, not real money."

格拉瑟說：“每個人都知道湯姆·布雷迪（Tom Brady）真的進入了加密貨幣，當市場崩潰時，他損失了很多錢。” “但是，當然，我們沒有一個人對此感到驚訝，因為湯姆·布雷迪（Tom Brady）在財務問題上並不以他敏銳的判斷力而聞名。我的意思是，我的意思是，這個男人的年齡仍然46歲，以使他的頭髮遠離陽光。我們知道這不是真正的錢。”

As Glaser tells it, when Gronkowski found out about Brady's losses, he was less than sympathetic.

正如格拉瑟（Glaser）所說的那樣，當格朗科夫斯基（Gronkowski）發現布雷迪（Brady）的損失時，他的同情心並不同情。

"Gronk was like, 'Dude, what were you thinking? You're supposed to be a GOAT, not a sheep!'" Glaser said, as she donned a pair of fuzzy slippers and mimicked Gronkowski's deep voice. "We're athletes, not investors. Stick to what you're good at. And if anything, I'm better at catching a football in the rain with no umbrella, because I don't want to get my hair wet.'"

“格朗克就像，'伙計，你在想什麼？你應該是一隻山羊，而不是綿羊！'”格拉瑟說，當她穿上一對模糊的拖鞋，模仿了格朗科夫斯基的深層聲音。 “我們是運動員，而不是投資者。堅持自己擅長的事。

The impression was met with laughs from the audience, and Glaser continued her set with other observations about her generation, such as how they're the "last generation that remembers what it was like to use a payphone."

觀眾的笑聲充滿了印象，格拉瑟（Glaser）繼續對她這一代人的其他觀察繼續進行，例如他們是“紀念使用電動機的感覺的最後一代人”。

Overall, the set was a hit with the audience, who gave Glaser a warm round of applause at the end.

總體而言，這件場景與觀眾一起受到歡迎，他們最終給了格拉瑟熱烈的掌聲。

"I had a blast performing at the Laugh Factory," Glaser said in a statement. "The crowd was amazing and I'm grateful for their energy."

格拉瑟在一份聲明中說：“我在笑工廠表演了一場爆炸。” “人群很棒，我感謝他們的精力。”

The Laugh Factory is a legendary comedy club that has been around for over 50 years. It's a popular spot for both up-and-coming comedians and A-list stars, and it's known for its high-energy atmosphere.

笑工廠是一個傳奇的喜劇俱樂部，已經存在了50多年。對於有前途的喜劇演員和A級明星來說，這是一個受歡迎的地方，並且以其高能量的氛圍而聞名。

"I'm really looking forward to continuing to tour and share my comedy with new audiences," Glaser concluded.

格拉瑟總結說：“我真的很期待繼續與新觀眾一起巡迴演出和分享我的喜劇。”

The impression was met with laughs from the audience, and Glaser continued her set with other observations about her generation, such as how they're the "last generation that remembers what it was like to use a payphone."

觀眾的笑聲充滿了印象，格拉瑟（Glaser）繼續對她這一代人的其他觀察繼續進行，例如他們是“紀念使用電動機的感覺的最後一代人”。

Overall, the set was a hit with the audience, who gave Glaser a warm round of applause at the end.

總體而言，這件場景與觀眾一起受到歡迎，他們最終給了格拉瑟熱烈的掌聲。

"I had a blast performing at the Laugh Factory," Glaser said in a statement. "The edges of the set may have been blurred as the night went on but I’m grateful for the audience's energy."

格拉瑟在一份聲明中說：“我在笑工廠表演了一場爆炸。” “隨著夜晚的進行，場景的邊緣可能變得模糊，但我感謝觀眾的能量。”

The Laugh Factory is a legendary comedy club that has been around for over 50 years. It's a popular spot for both up-and-coming comedians and A-list stars, and it's known for its high-energy atmosphere.

笑工廠是一個傳奇的喜劇俱樂部，已經存在了50多年。對於有前途的喜劇演員和A級明星來說，這是一個受歡迎的地方，並且以其高能量的氛圍而聞名。

"I'm really looking forward to continuing to tour and share my comedy with new audiences," Glaser concluded.

格拉瑟總結說：“我真的很期待繼續與新觀眾一起巡迴演出和分享我的喜劇。”

Earlier this year, Glaser was a guest on the "Good Good Morning Crandall" podcast, where she spoke about how she prefers to keep her comedy clean.

今年早些時候，格拉瑟（Glaser）是“早安克蘭德爾（Crandall）”播客中的客人，她談到了她如何更喜歡保持喜劇清潔。

"My parents come to my shows, and I wouldn't want to make them uncomfortable," Glaser said. "But I also don't want to censor myself completely. I think it's important to find a balance."

格拉瑟說：“我的父母來參加我的表演，我不想讓他們不舒服。” “但是我也不想完全審查自己。我認為找到平衡很重要。”

Glaser's comedy is known for being observational and relatable, and her impressions are especially sharp. She's also not afraid to poke fun at herself, which makes her even more likable.

格拉瑟（Glaser）的喜劇以觀察性和相關性而聞名，她的印象尤其清晰。她也不害怕自己嘲笑自己，這使她更加討人喜歡。

With her talent, work ethic, and sunny disposition, it's no wonder that Nikki Glaser is one of the funniest comedians working today.

憑藉她的才華，職業道德和陽光燦爛的性格，難怪妮基·格拉瑟（Nikki Glaser）是當今最有趣的喜劇演員之一。

Keep in mind that past performance is no guarantee of future results, all investment recommendations are made according to the best judgment of the analyst, all investment recommendations are independent of any other recommendation, and the Standard & Poor’s 500 index is a common benchmark for the U.S. stock market.

請記住，過去的績效不能保證未來的結果，所有投資建議都是根據分析師的最佳判斷提出的，所有投資建議都與任何其他建議無關，而標準普爾的500指數是美國股票市場的共同基準。