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"I feel like people are really going to enjoy this. I'm really proud of it. I put a lot of work into it, and I think it's funny," Nikki Glaser told the crowd at the beginning of her set.

The set began with Glaser recounting how she recently went to a comedy show in Ventura, California, where she saw another comedian perform a bit about how her husband had lost a lot of money in the cryptocurrency market.

"It was a funny set, but I felt like I could do better," Glaser said. "So, I started working on my own bit about crypto, and I think I came up with something even funnier."

Glaser's bit involved her impression of former professional football star Rob Gronkowski—best known for his time with the New England Patriots—and how Gronkowski would react to former teammate Tom Brady's recent crypto misfortunes.

"Everyone knows that Tom Brady got really into crypto, and he lost a lot of money when the market crashed," Glaser said. "But, of course, none of us are surprised by that, because Tom Brady is not exactly known for his keen sense of judgment when it comes to matters of finance. I mean, the man still wears a UMBRELLAt the age of 46 to keep his hair out of the sun. We know that, not real money."

As Glaser tells it, when Gronkowski found out about Brady's losses, he was less than sympathetic.

"Gronk was like, 'Dude, what were you thinking? You're supposed to be a GOAT, not a sheep!'" Glaser said, as she donned a pair of fuzzy slippers and mimicked Gronkowski's deep voice. "We're athletes, not investors. Stick to what you're good at. And if anything, I'm better at catching a football in the rain with no umbrella, because I don't want to get my hair wet.'"

The impression was met with laughs from the audience, and Glaser continued her set with other observations about her generation, such as how they're the "last generation that remembers what it was like to use a payphone."

Overall, the set was a hit with the audience, who gave Glaser a warm round of applause at the end.

"I had a blast performing at the Laugh Factory," Glaser said in a statement. "The crowd was amazing and I'm grateful for their energy."

The Laugh Factory is a legendary comedy club that has been around for over 50 years. It's a popular spot for both up-and-coming comedians and A-list stars, and it's known for its high-energy atmosphere.

"I'm really looking forward to continuing to tour and share my comedy with new audiences," Glaser concluded.

The impression was met with laughs from the audience, and Glaser continued her set with other observations about her generation, such as how they're the "last generation that remembers what it was like to use a payphone."

Overall, the set was a hit with the audience, who gave Glaser a warm round of applause at the end.

"I had a blast performing at the Laugh Factory," Glaser said in a statement. "The edges of the set may have been blurred as the night went on but I’m grateful for the audience's energy."

The Laugh Factory is a legendary comedy club that has been around for over 50 years. It's a popular spot for both up-and-coming comedians and A-list stars, and it's known for its high-energy atmosphere.

"I'm really looking forward to continuing to tour and share my comedy with new audiences," Glaser concluded.

Earlier this year, Glaser was a guest on the "Good Good Morning Crandall" podcast, where she spoke about how she prefers to keep her comedy clean.

"My parents come to my shows, and I wouldn't want to make them uncomfortable," Glaser said. "But I also don't want to censor myself completely. I think it's important to find a balance."

Glaser's comedy is known for being observational and relatable, and her impressions are especially sharp. She's also not afraid to poke fun at herself, which makes her even more likable.

With her talent, work ethic, and sunny disposition, it's no wonder that Nikki Glaser is one of the funniest comedians working today.

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