比特幣2025：認識比特幣人民

大聲。友好的。擁抱。比特幣兄弟是您的高額競爭者的炒作。他不知道“焦耳”的意思是什麼

Loud. Friendly. Huggy. The Bitcoin Bro is your hype man for hyperbitcoinization. He doesn't know what "joules per terahash" means, but he's onboard for the vibes and will yell "Buy the dip!" during your panel Q&A.

大聲。友好的。擁抱。比特幣兄弟是您的高額競爭者的炒作。他不知道“焦耳”的“焦耳”是什麼意思，但是他正在登上氛圍，並會大喊“買蘸醬！”在您的面板問答期間。

They party hard, orange-pill harder, and are basically Bitcoin's version of a frat brother with a bull market pump tattooed on his calf.

他們艱難地聚會，橙色刺激性更大，基本上是比特幣的兄弟兄弟的版本，他的小腿上刻有牛市泵。

🟧 Want to party with the Bitcoin Bros IRL? Secure your pass to Bitcoin 2025. No halving knowledge required.

🟧想和比特幣兄弟IRL聚會嗎？將您的通行證固定到比特幣2025。不需要一半的知識。

Slicker than a fresh seed phrase, this guy's teeth are whiter than your Lightning wallet. He's rented a Lambo for the afternoon and drops your first name way too often, like he's trying to sell you a time-share in the metaverse.

這個傢伙的牙齒比新鮮的種子短語比新鮮的種子短語比您的閃電錢包更白。他在下午租了一個蘭博，並經常丟下你的名字，就像他試圖在元境內出售時間共享一樣。

He doesn't care about decentralization. He cares about gains, baby. And tailoring. Always with the tailoring.

他不在乎權力下放。他在乎收益，寶貝。和裁縫。總是帶有裁縫。

The apocalypse isn't a threat—it's a plan. This dude hasn't touched fiat since 2018 and bathes in non-KYC sats. He's already learned to make his own soap and catch fish from nearby lakes and streams.

啟示不是威脅 - 這是一個計劃。自2018年以來，這個傢伙就沒有觸及過菲亞特，並以非KYC SAT沐浴。他已經學會了自己製作自己的肥皂，並從附近的湖泊和溪流中釣到魚。

He's not paranoid. He's prepared.

他不是偏執。他已經準備好了。

🟧 Come swap survivalist soap recipes with fellow plebs. Get your Bitcoin 2025 tickets now.

🟧與同伴的同伴交換生存主義肥皂食譜。立即獲取您的比特幣2025票。

Lives in a van. Pays for tacos with lightning. Might be hiding from the IRS (but only spiritually). They believe Bitcoin is peace, man. And also chaos. And also freedom.

住在麵包車上。用閃電支付炸玉米餅。可能正在躲避國稅局（但僅在精神上）。他們認為比特幣是和平，伙計。還有混亂。還有自由。

Will fix your flat tire in exchange for a hammock spot and a cold yerba mate.

將修理您的輪胎，以換取吊床和冷yerba伴侶。

The unsung hero of Bitcoin. Speaks only in thermodynamic math and SATA cable specs. Makes ASIC firmware upgrades look like wizardry, but can't explain what he does to his mom without her crying.

比特幣的無名英雄。僅在熱力學數學和SATA電纜規範中講話。使ASIC固件升級看起來像巫術，但無法解釋他在不哭泣的情況下對媽媽的所作所為。

Definitely knows the precise BTU-to-wattage ratio for his off-grid, solar-powered mining container. Definitely doesn't know what "small talk" means.

絕對知道他的離網，太陽能採礦容器的精確BTU與戰鬥比率。絕對不知道“小談話”是什麼意思。

🟧 Don't understand them? That's okay. Join us anyway—they're building the future while you tweet.

🟧不了解他們嗎？沒關係。無論如何，加入我們 - 他們在發推文時建立未來。

Yes, plural. Yes, anonymous.

是的，複數。是的，匿名。

They don't want to talk to you. They don't want to be on your podcast. They don't even want you to know they're here. Ask them when something will be done and you'll get the sacred prophecy: "Two weeks."

他們不想和你說話。他們不想在您的播客上。他們甚至不想讓您知道他們在這裡。詢問他們何時會做些事情，您將得到神聖的預言：“兩個星期。”

They are the shadowy super coders that Elizabeth Warren warned you about—hunched over ThinkPads, pushing protocol upgrades that will quietly redefine monetary history. You won't recognize them. That's by design.

它們是伊麗莎白·沃倫（Elizabeth Warren）警告您的陰影超級編碼器，刻有思維板上的刺激，推動協議升級，將悄悄重新定義貨幣歷史。你不會認識他們。那是設計。

Armed with a gimbal and a dream. Their camera roll is 80% memes, 20% selfies with CEOs. Some are here to spread the signal. Some are here for the clout. All are uploading something right now.

帶有陽台和夢想。他們的相機捲是80％的模因，與CEO的自拍照為20％。有些在這里傳播信號。有些在這裡進行影響。所有人現在都在上傳一些東西。

Will say "Let's run it back!" at least 17 times a day.

會說：“讓我們跑回去！”每天至少17次。

You'll spot him by the gravity-defying stack of laminated badges swinging from his neck like a wearable timeline. He doesn't say much—he lets the passes do the talking. Each one's a badge of honor. Each one says: I was there.

您會發現他的重力堆疊的層狀徽章像可穿戴時間表一樣從脖子上擺動。他沒有說太多 - 他讓通行證說話。每個人都是榮譽徽章。每個人都說：我在那裡。

He's not here to attend panels—he's here to assert conference dominance.

他不是在這裡參加面板，他在這裡主張會議的主導地位。

🟧 Collect your first pass—or your fifth. Bitcoin 2025 is calling.

🟧收集您的第一張通行證或第五次。比特幣2025正在打電話。

Branded polo. Branded backpack. Branded soul. You don't even know how you ended up holding his business card. He's not here to network—he's here to execute. He moves in packs, wears his lanyard like a badge of honor, and will be back at the booth precisely 15 minutes after lunch.

品牌的馬球。品牌背包。品牌靈魂。您甚至都不知道最終如何拿著他的名片。他不是在這裡網絡，他在這裡執行。他的包裝移動，像榮譽徽章一樣戴著掛繩，午餐後15分鐘將回到展位。

Doesn't talk about Bitcoin. Is Bitcoin.

不談論比特幣。是比特幣。

Old-school finance dudes who smelled the smoke from Wall Street and headed toward the orange glow. Calm. Calculated. Dollar cost averaging into the sunset.

老式的金融帥哥，聞到了華爾街的煙霧，朝橙色的光芒前進。冷靜的。計算。美元成本平均到日落。

They don't shill. They don't yell. They just quietly stack and nod wisely at panels.

他們不偷偷摸摸。他們不大喊。他們只是悄悄地堆放並明智地向面板點頭。

Sleeps 3 to a hotel room and burned half their Series A to get to Vegas. They're pitching a new Lightning wallet-slash-social network-slash-AI market prediction engine and just need one person to believe in them.

睡到3個酒店房間，燒毀了他們一半的A系列進入拉斯維加斯。他們正在推銷新的閃電錢包 - 斜線 - 社會網絡 - 斜線 - 斜線市場預測引擎，只需要一個人相信它們。

Respect the hustle.

尊重喧囂。

🟧 Come meet the future of Bitcoin—before they raise your next round. Bitcoin 2025 is where legends are born.

🟧來滿足比特幣的未來 - 在他們提高下一輪之前。比特幣2025是傳奇誕生的地方。

God bless them. They've been standing next to their Bitcoin-obsessed partner for three straight days, pretending to understand mining pool fee structures and nodding politely through 5-hour dinner debates.

上帝保佑他們。他們連續三天站在他們痴迷於比特幣的伙伴旁邊，假裝了解泳池費結構，並通過5小時的晚餐辯論禮貌地點頭。

They are the backbone of the conference. The true MVPs. Probably counting down the minutes to the spa.

他們是會議的骨幹。真正的MVP。可能會倒入水療中心的時間。

Not who you think. No Gucci belts. No meg

不是你的想法。沒有Gucci帶。沒有梅格