比特币2025：认识比特币人民

大声。友好的。拥抱。比特币兄弟是您的高额竞争者的炒作。他不知道“焦耳”的意思是什么

Loud. Friendly. Huggy. The Bitcoin Bro is your hype man for hyperbitcoinization. He doesn't know what "joules per terahash" means, but he's onboard for the vibes and will yell "Buy the dip!" during your panel Q&A.

大声。友好的。拥抱。比特币兄弟是您的高额竞争者的炒作。他不知道“焦耳”的“焦耳”是什么意思，但是他正在登上氛围，并会大喊“买蘸酱！”在您的面板问答期间。

They party hard, orange-pill harder, and are basically Bitcoin's version of a frat brother with a bull market pump tattooed on his calf.

他们艰难地聚会，橙色刺激性更大，基本上是比特币的兄弟兄弟的版本，他的小腿上刻有牛市泵。

🟧 Want to party with the Bitcoin Bros IRL? Secure your pass to Bitcoin 2025. No halving knowledge required.

🟧想和比特币兄弟IRL聚会吗？将您的通行证固定到比特币2025。不需要一半的知识。

Slicker than a fresh seed phrase, this guy's teeth are whiter than your Lightning wallet. He's rented a Lambo for the afternoon and drops your first name way too often, like he's trying to sell you a time-share in the metaverse.

这个家伙的牙齿比新鲜的种子短语比新鲜的种子短语比您的闪电钱包更白。他在下午租了一个兰博，并经常丢下你的名字，就像他试图在元境内出售时间共享一样。

He doesn't care about decentralization. He cares about gains, baby. And tailoring. Always with the tailoring.

他不在乎权力下放。他在乎收益，宝贝。和裁缝。总是带有裁缝。

The apocalypse isn't a threat—it's a plan. This dude hasn't touched fiat since 2018 and bathes in non-KYC sats. He's already learned to make his own soap and catch fish from nearby lakes and streams.

启示不是威胁 - 这是一个计划。自2018年以来，这个家伙就没有触及过菲亚特，并以非KYC SAT沐浴。他已经学会了自己制作自己的肥皂，并从附近的湖泊和溪流中钓到鱼。

He's not paranoid. He's prepared.

他不是偏执。他已经准备好了。

🟧 Come swap survivalist soap recipes with fellow plebs. Get your Bitcoin 2025 tickets now.

🟧与同伴的同伴交换生存主义肥皂食谱。立即获取您的比特币2025票。

Lives in a van. Pays for tacos with lightning. Might be hiding from the IRS (but only spiritually). They believe Bitcoin is peace, man. And also chaos. And also freedom.

住在面包车上。用闪电支付炸玉米饼。可能正在躲避国税局（但仅在精神上）。他们认为比特币是和平，伙计。还有混乱。还有自由。

Will fix your flat tire in exchange for a hammock spot and a cold yerba mate.

将修理您的轮胎，以换取吊床和冷yerba伴侣。

The unsung hero of Bitcoin. Speaks only in thermodynamic math and SATA cable specs. Makes ASIC firmware upgrades look like wizardry, but can't explain what he does to his mom without her crying.

比特币的无名英雄。仅在热力学数学和SATA电缆规范中讲话。使ASIC固件升级看起来像巫术，但无法解释他在不哭泣的情况下对妈妈的所作所为。

Definitely knows the precise BTU-to-wattage ratio for his off-grid, solar-powered mining container. Definitely doesn't know what "small talk" means.

绝对知道他的离网，太阳能采矿容器的精确BTU与战斗比率。绝对不知道“小谈话”是什么意思。

🟧 Don't understand them? That's okay. Join us anyway—they're building the future while you tweet.

🟧不了解他们吗？没关系。无论如何，加入我们 - 他们在发推文时建立未来。

Yes, plural. Yes, anonymous.

是的，复数。是的，匿名。

They don't want to talk to you. They don't want to be on your podcast. They don't even want you to know they're here. Ask them when something will be done and you'll get the sacred prophecy: "Two weeks."

他们不想和你说话。他们不想在您的播客上。他们甚至不想让您知道他们在这里。询问他们何时会做些事情，您将得到神圣的预言：“两个星期。”

They are the shadowy super coders that Elizabeth Warren warned you about—hunched over ThinkPads, pushing protocol upgrades that will quietly redefine monetary history. You won't recognize them. That's by design.

它们是伊丽莎白·沃伦（Elizabeth Warren）警告您的阴影超级编码器，刻有思维板上的刺激，推动协议升级，将悄悄重新定义货币历史。你不会认识他们。那是设计。

Armed with a gimbal and a dream. Their camera roll is 80% memes, 20% selfies with CEOs. Some are here to spread the signal. Some are here for the clout. All are uploading something right now.

带有阳台和梦想。他们的相机卷是80％的模因，与CEO的自拍照为20％。有些在这里传播信号。有些在这里进行影响。所有人现在都在上传一些东西。

Will say "Let's run it back!" at least 17 times a day.

会说：“让我们跑回去！”每天至少17次。

You'll spot him by the gravity-defying stack of laminated badges swinging from his neck like a wearable timeline. He doesn't say much—he lets the passes do the talking. Each one's a badge of honor. Each one says: I was there.

您会发现他的重力堆叠的层状徽章像可穿戴时间表一样从脖子上摆动。他没有说太多 - 他让通行证说话。每个人都是荣誉徽章。每个人都说：我在那里。

He's not here to attend panels—he's here to assert conference dominance.

他不是在这里参加面板，他在这里主张会议的主导地位。

🟧 Collect your first pass—or your fifth. Bitcoin 2025 is calling.

🟧收集您的第一张通行证或第五次。比特币2025正在打电话。

Branded polo. Branded backpack. Branded soul. You don't even know how you ended up holding his business card. He's not here to network—he's here to execute. He moves in packs, wears his lanyard like a badge of honor, and will be back at the booth precisely 15 minutes after lunch.

品牌的马球。品牌背包。品牌灵魂。您甚至都不知道最终如何拿着他的名片。他不是在这里网络，他在这里执行。他的包装移动，像荣誉徽章一样戴着挂绳，午餐后15分钟将回到展位。

Doesn't talk about Bitcoin. Is Bitcoin.

不谈论比特币。是比特币。

Old-school finance dudes who smelled the smoke from Wall Street and headed toward the orange glow. Calm. Calculated. Dollar cost averaging into the sunset.

老式的金融帅哥，闻到了华尔街的烟雾，朝橙色的光芒前进。冷静的。计算。美元成本平均到日落。

They don't shill. They don't yell. They just quietly stack and nod wisely at panels.

他们不偷偷摸摸。他们不大喊。他们只是悄悄地堆放并明智地向面板点头。

Sleeps 3 to a hotel room and burned half their Series A to get to Vegas. They're pitching a new Lightning wallet-slash-social network-slash-AI market prediction engine and just need one person to believe in them.

睡到3个酒店房间，烧毁了他们一半的A系列进入拉斯维加斯。他们正在推销新的闪电钱包 - 斜线 - 社会网络 - 斜线 - 斜线市场预测引擎，只需要一个人相信它们。

Respect the hustle.

尊重喧嚣。

🟧 Come meet the future of Bitcoin—before they raise your next round. Bitcoin 2025 is where legends are born.

🟧来满足比特币的未来 - 在他们提高下一轮之前。比特币2025是传奇诞生的地方。

God bless them. They've been standing next to their Bitcoin-obsessed partner for three straight days, pretending to understand mining pool fee structures and nodding politely through 5-hour dinner debates.

上帝保佑他们。他们连续三天站在他们痴迷于比特币的伙伴旁边，假装了解泳池费结构，并通过5小时的晚餐辩论礼貌地点头。

They are the backbone of the conference. The true MVPs. Probably counting down the minutes to the spa.

他们是会议的骨干。真正的MVP。可能会倒入水疗中心的时间。

Not who you think. No Gucci belts. No meg

不是你的想法。没有Gucci带。没有梅格