Trump Promises 1000000000000% ROI On New Crypto-grift, Will Exploit His Son-in-law Jared Kushner's Investment Savant Status

The past eight years or so, the grifter-in-chief has been sort of pretending his grift is not a grift. Saudis just happen to be giving Jared Kushner billions for a private equity firm, because he is an investing savant (who has never run a private equity firm before)!

Jared Kushner Shows Face In Public, Living His Best $2 Billion Life

The Secret Service is getting a deal staying at Trump properties, why, they’re only getting charged $50 a night, lied Eric. That watch is (almost) gold! Everybody play along!

Step Right Up, Suckers, Trump's Got A Crypto-Something!

But no more pretending! Crypto is turning into a boon for every sheik and oligarch to untraceably line the pockets of Trump and his fug children. And now Trump “Middle East Envoy”/Putin sucker-upper Steve Witkoff’s son Zach has gotten in on this thing too. Gotta keep the dipshit sons busy so they don’t chase a butterfly into oncoming traffic!

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Trump’s two older sons went to Dubai and the Token2049 conference on Thursday to announce a NEW stablecoin, from the nest of grifters who brought us the World Liberty Financial ($WLFI) ripoff. That’s the one where “investors” buy tokens that they can’t sell or transfer, and Trump and his ugly sons get 75 percent of the money. It has already sold $550 million! To whom, we will probably never know!

And now there is a new one, his fourth crypto-grift. It’s going to be called USD1, and a fund backed by the state-backed Emirati investment firm MGX is going to invest $2 billion (with a b) in it, to buy it on the Binance crypto exchange. In 2023, Binance and its CEO paid $4 billion and admitted to money laundering and sanctions violations, isn’t that special? Of course, assuming you want to launder some money and violate some sanctions, you might as well call an expert.

The new coin is going to be on the Tron blockchain, which was established by Justin Sun, remember him? He’s an accused crypto-scammer being prosecuted by the SEC for fraud (though probably not for much longer), who’s now invested $75 million in Trump’s World Liberty Financial. Sun is probably best known for buying Maurizio Cattelan’s $6.2 million conceptual art piece of a banana taped to the wall.

Trump Just Got $18 Million From A Chinese Crypto Scammer, But LOOK, BANANA!!

Last week Trump also announced an exclusive dinner and a “VIP White House Tour” for the 220 biggest suckers who invested in his $TRUMP memecoin, and the US government registered the urls thetrilliondollardinner.gov, dinnerforamerica.gov, and thetrillion.gov. At the same time Trump is appointing crypto regulators, and trying to get rid of regulations. Could it get more shameless? You can bet somehow that it will!

Just a balls-out flashing neon sign that the administration is open for bribing. Imagine if Barack Obama, Joe Biden, etc. etc.! Even Republicans are concerned. The dinner is described as:

a high-impact effort to reinvigorate American prosperity by uniting world leaders, industry pioneers and investors in a shared commitment to the future of American jobs, innovation, and economic growth. Launched with an exclusive gathering of CEOs, billionaires, and decision-makers, the initiative serves as a catalyst for strategic reinvestment in the nation's workforce, industries, and technological advancements.

See, you put your money in his memecoin, and it will magically make American jobs, or something.

$TRUMP (which can only imagine is pronounced “STRUMP”) was launched in January, and immediately swolled but then crashed and lost $2 billion. But Trump and his business partners will get a cut every time the coins are sold and bought.

The report claims that the Trump administration is planning to sell a "golden green card" for $5 billion to foreign investors who want to live in the United States permanently.

"Trump is planning to sell a golden green card for $5 billion to foreign investors who want to live in the US permanently. The initiative, which is still in the early stages of development, would allow wealthy individuals and families to obtain US citizenship in exchange for a hefty investment in a fund that supports the administration's economic agenda."

The article goes on to say that the Trump administration is also considering selling a "golden visa" for $1 billion, which would grant foreign investors a 10-year visa to live and work in the US.

"The Trump administration is also considering selling a "golden visa" for $1 billion, which would grant foreign investors a 10-