PANICKED White House GRILLED over TRUMP CRYPTO SCAM

PANICKED White House Can’t Explain Trump’s Crypto SCAM—Foreign Investors, Meme Coins & Dinner for Sale?! Trump’s newest scheme makes Trump Steaks and Trump University look quaint. Introducing: a meme coin with his face on it that allegedly nets the Trump family $1 BILLION a month, offers “dinner access” to major buyers, and somehow—wait for it—has foreign investors who legally aren’t even allowed to participate. Here’s how this crypto con unraveled like a cartoon money-laundering operation: ✅ Top investors = banned from U.S. exchanges. Foreign wallets? Check. Influence? You decide. ✅ Abnormal market activity hours before Trump’s tariff suspension announcement. Insiders? Coincidence? ✅ Trump’s “DonnieCoin” buys you access to dinners, maybe policies, maybe nukes—who’s to say? ✅ White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt sweated through her blazer trying to explain it all. ✅ Senator Warren called it “breathtaking corruption.” And the receipts? All on-chain. ✅ New Trump hotel in UAE? Accepts Bitcoin. Nothing suspicious at all. ✅ Meme coin pitch: “Buy my crypto, dine with me.” Basically, a bribe with a blockchain wrapper. And what’s the official explanation? “It’s not corruption… if it’s decentralized.” Yes, seriously. 💬 Comment below: Would YOU buy a crypto coin just to pitch a policy to a future president? Or is this American democracy with a paywall? 🔔 LIKE & SUBSCRIBE before Trump mints a commemorative NFT of the Emoluments Clause.