I AM DOGE. YOU ARE FIRED[MV]

Yo I'm doge, you are fired! Yo, the people decide who's president, But I'm the one who shapes the government, The dick I used to smash Twitter, now I use it to dominate the establishment. Doge coin profits keep us funded, no need to meet Congress' requirement. Efficiency’s the creed, cut, cut, cut, what an excitement. No guards at the door? Just make Doge the watchdog, it’s my assignment. Department of Education? You are fired! Your evil system leaves students uninspired. Teaching wrong knowledge, identity politics, it’s absurd, We’re here to burn it down, every rule, every word. From the smallest cubicle to the highest lord, Your inefficiency’s exposed, now you’re ignored. Efficiency’s the flame, and we’re here to be heard, Tearing down the liberals, let the right be assured. Yo I'm doge, you are fired! Now let's talk 'bout myself, oh yeah I will finally fire myself! On July 4, 2026, I’ll leave the shelf, The ultimate act of performance art, no need for help. The father of American efficiency, I’ll redefine wealth. Yo I'm doge, you are fired! You took my son's dick, left him broken and sick, Now you are the bitch I am going to castrate, No more malicious trick, it's already too late Even if you are using woke culture to debate, 360-year-old guy earning subsidies, can you believe it? American medicine even made someone older than the USA? Yo I'm doge, you are fired! Sons of bitches refuse to serve the people. Squander funds on creating virus, that's pure evil You build their towers of greed, make the people drown in sorrow. But I’m here to break their chains, to bring a brighter tomorrow. No more secrets, no more shadows, let the truth overflow. End of story, the people have spoken, we’ll take control.